The Story(off how i got obsessed with raccoons) |
Well as i know most off you know, you don't wanna no my story of how i got obsessed
with the cutie creatures raccoons here it is: It all started one Wednesday morning in 2002 when i looked at myself really closley in the mirror, i had had a late night and had dark rings around my eyes. The previous day before me and my friend Nikki were trying to figure out what animals we each looked like. As i looked closley in the mirror i relised i looked like a otter?? no it wasn't an otter,what were those creatures called i asked myself, the ones with ring around their eyes? Thats it i thought there called raccoons. I raced off to school and told nikki what i thought she laughed and suprisingly agreed. A couple of months past and it was December and The yr 6 farewell, i didn't want too go with a guy(i mean who would the guys @ our school r total losers! well exept one but he was going with one off my freinds) so me being me thought i would go with a raccoon, so i called him raccy. Hmmm very origanal though but simple enough, during that night poor old raccy got killed 7 times. Twice by Jessica.B, Once by a girl called bridget who is an idiot!, Twice by my friend Kelly(who kicked raccy to the moon)Once by my freind Nicole and Once by Nikki. We had alot off funerals and even got caught on tape once!!!! But luckily Raccy survived!!! Then in early Feb 2003 I Dani 12 married Raccy Jack Raccoon 12 in the school library as unromantic it was i kissed a book to make up for the imaginary raccy! Now i luv raccoons! and noi kelly raccy does NOT HAVE BLOODY RABIES!! |
Coming soon: how dani got obsessed with the count!! |